it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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