I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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