im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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