Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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