stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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