Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Randomize
