What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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