you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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