i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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