I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
tell me about the fingering
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