There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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