Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Never let your siblings swipe right.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
