I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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