If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Randomize
