Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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