Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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