So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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