Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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