to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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