Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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