my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
its liver damage thursday
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