Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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