they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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