4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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