I looked at my own cervix.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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