OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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