Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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