Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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