and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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