I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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