its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Sex in the backyard? Check.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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