what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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