If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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