It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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