yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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