Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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