Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You were trust falling into bushes
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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