The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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