I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I don't think brook has ever known best
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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