I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Randomize
