party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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