Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
