I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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