So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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