with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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