FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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