i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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