Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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