Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
We had to coat check the pizza.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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