You were right. It hurts to walk today.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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