Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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