the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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