god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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