Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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