Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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