Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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